Is it normal to wonder what guys think about during sex?

What do you guys think about during sex?

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91% Normal
Based on 365 votes (331 yes)
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  • shuggy-chan

    "hooo yes yyeess yes yes , uhm what was -yeah- her name again???? uhmmmm uhmmmm uhMMMMMMMMM oooOOOOoOOoooOOoh yeah Dora, or Nora something or other. and damn, i forget her friends name, but this is her place... it looks like a spaceship huhhhhhh oh god, how does she bend like that. this is the best threesome ever"

    ^ something like that

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    • NoraBaker

      Hear the roflroflrofl of ROFLcopter!!! Hahahaha

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      • shuggy-chan

        hahaha ^_^

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      • Benchmade93

        well being a man personally I think of a song to take my mind of it for an hour or so then well boom goes the dynamite XP

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      • Allistalla

        lets see they are thinking omgod they are so sexy they are so tight this feels so good , I hope I dont come early . Oh ya oh ya oh ya * cums * I dont know thats a guess .

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    • Allistalla

      LOL oh the enchanted mind of men how fun lolXD .

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  • dappled

    Usually I'm in the moment. If it looks like she's going to take longer than I am, then I think horrible thoughts to ease down the steam on the train.

    One time halfway through, I thought about that mine-shaft with all the buckets of oil at the bottom that someone was using as a neutrino detector (don't ask, I don't know why I thought of it) and I snorted and then couldn't explain why I laughed. She was convinced I'd seen her thigh at a funny angle and that it had looked fat. When I told her about the neutrino stuff, that only made her even more suspicious. She was still mad a week later.

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    • Justsomejerk

      I think we all do that, I've never been busted though. That was a funny example and I cracked up. My MIL wanted to know what I was laughing at and I wouldn't tell her.

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    • Allistalla

      LOL why she didnt just figure she was dating a wierdo ? XD LOL I wouldve taken that awnser lol .

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      • Allistalla

        Id proboly do something odd like that too XD .

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  • zorpoxtheconqueror

    I'd like think about batman while having sex.
    Guy: I'M BATMAN
    Girl; what?!
    Guy:noffin
    Girl:okai?!
    Guy: to defeat fear I must become fear. FEEL MY FEAR!
    Girl: what?! You sound like your chocking. Is this to much for you?!
    Guy: NO! No! no!
    Girl: okai?! Say my name! Say it!
    Guy: RACHEL!
    Girl: who the fuck is rachel!
    girl leaves...guy watches batman.

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  • dongwhan

    Damn,why does this chick keep screaming more more more, I'm giving it all I've got captain (star trek reference)

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  • AssBurgers

    "I hope she's enjoying it''

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  • I dont understand how thinking of dead kittens or really old nuns doing a strip tease or any of the other disgusting stuff some guys say they think of to "hold back". I tried that shit and it never works. At least not as well as having a couple (well more then a couple) drinks before the act does.

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  • partofeveryone

    Nothing ;D

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    what guys think during sex:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuylOVfR374&ob=av3e

    (gotta love Jenna Marbles!)

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    • AssBurgers

      lol, Jackhammer mode bitch!

      I want to marry that girl, she's hilarious.

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  • "If it looks like she's going to take longer than I am, then I think horrible thoughts to ease down the steam on the train."

    Foreplay.....and the problem is gone!

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    • Oh i made him sad so he deleted his post mwahaha.

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      • bleach_baby

        Nah you didn't. But I do hate those fucking stories dappled makes up to get likes.

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        • mmmmmmmmmmmm...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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  • LovingTogether

    Men and boys think about doing it right so the girl or woman gets to her orgasm. Most females like masturbation first oral second and intercourse third. Just ask.

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  • Brickinit

    Football :)

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  • DollyBoots

    Idk what my bf thinks but I hope it's like "fuuuuck she's the hottest bitch ever blah blah blah ima fuck this fucking whore up blah blah ima spank that juicy fucking ass n tear it aparrrrrt!!!!!! Fuuuuuck iis neeeeda fuuun in her pusssy!!" hehe

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  • stanbull

    I hope and wish she will enjoy and satisfy this time ?

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  • chainsaw88

    Haha, I've never wondered but recently my boyfriend told me that when we have sex he thinks about Spongebob or Star Trek to try to hold back. It's pretty funny. He'll be like "I CAN'T THINK ABOUT SPONGEBOB WHEN YOU DO THAT TO ME."

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  • Peptox

    Depends on the woman. Whether you love her or if she's an object to you.

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  • bastard123

    i just think about her beautiful tits and/ or ass and really enjoy it sometimes i last 30 seconds sometimes 30 minutes either way she loves it. im pretty lucky.

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  • Alcatraz68

    Ive never had sex but surely if your getting 'close' you'd slow down for a minute? Maybe pop it straight in then pull out a few times and tease before going back at it?

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  • bookmaniac

    lol...these are some eff'd up comments up there! When men think of sex...we push our thoughts to guide our pleasure. When we want to please our partner, we focus on them, but think about baseball. If we get too intense on thinking about sex, we will blow our load and nobody wins. Otherwise, we just think about sex.

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  • Dizzee

    Probably sandwich jokes and whether or not to say them. Either the girl will laugh and make him a sandwich or she'll leave.

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    • bleach_baby

      If what you want during sex is for the girl to get off you and go make you a sandwich, you must be pretty fucking fat ;)

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      • Dizzee

        That awkward moment, when I'm a girl.

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        • bleach_baby

          Why is that awkward? Because you're replying as if you know what you're talking about when you have no idea?

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          • Dizzee

            Watch out, we got a badass over here.

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            • bleach_baby

              "That awkward moment" meme is DEAD. And if it isn't, if fucking ought to be.

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  • GuessWho

    BOOBS!!

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  • jucedaguy

    You wanna know what I think about?

    " God I hope she doesn't open her mouth and speak... It's totally gonna kill my moment."

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  • ValleyofVung

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuylOVfR374

    I'm not sure if that's accurate, but at least it's entertaining.

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    • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

      ROFL. I hadn't noticed your reply when I made my own.

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  • mae94

    men like to think they are hurting you, its part of their nature imo ^__^

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    • That's incredibly...Sexist? That would be like me saying "Women like to think they are getting hurt, it's part of their nature to engage in sexual activity that wants to think they are hurting you"...

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      • mae94

        well you could make a statement like that, but it would be silly and false .. mine is true... and its not sexist ... just like if i said men weigh more than women, its part of their natural muscle mass VS a woman's natural fat storage, you cant argue fact, or label fact sexist, men are much more violent , its part of their nature . ~ anyways if you want to call it sexist go ahead ~ you could goggle search many social uni polls that demonstrate the main focus of a man to dominate and be excited by a woman being burdened ... its why all men want a big penis not a small one.

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        • What? Under what grounds do you have any insight on who is right or wrong? Oh, I forgot, you're a woman, you know all, right? Get over yourself.

          So it's silly and false to believe one thing because it vciews your gender to be doing something for wrong reasons, yet it's ok for you to say it about others?

          You're a woman, you have no idea what a man would be thinking during sex.

          Oh shut up, will you? There is a difference between fact and opinion. The weight of both genders have been a "proven" fact, what you have said has not, and will n ever be proven as fact. How does relating a fact with your opinion, in which you have no evidence to back up, at all seem comparable to you?

          Oh really? So a poll, in which I'm sure doesn't even exist determines scientific facts? Idiot.

          Not to mention, I don't agree with the dominating part, but dominating something doesn't equal to wanting to hurt something, or does that need explained to you aswell?

          But hey, how lovely it is for you, a woman, to say what men want. I mean, hey, not like "they" know what they want, but a woman (someone that isn't a man) knows everything about men. I can just tell you're a feminist, or just someone that hasn't been educated...Same thing, really.

          It's why all men want a big penis, to hurt women? What? Men want big penises because they believe it to be something women want, not because they want to use it to hurt them. If that was the case, to put women through pain, why aren't males beating up their sexual partners?

          You have no idea what you're talking about. Change your logic, you'll be chewed apart with the one you have one here.

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          • mae94

            its you who has no idea what men think, not me.
            I'm just trying to educate you , cos clearly you are gay and confused... gay man has a different view than strait man.

            as for why aren't men beating up their sex partners ... well i said hurt, or to burden them to moan, that's mans nature and its what makes his blood hot ... its not bad or evil like physical assault of a woman... your examples and arguments are too extreme and childish.

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            • What? Yes, besides me being a man, I have no idea what one thinks...Stupid woman, you think you know the things you are most oblivious about.
              You trying to educate me? You can't even spell the word straight.
              I'm a gay man? No, I am heterosexual (straight). Once again, you have no idea what you're talking about.
              You do realize that women "moan" out of pleasure, not pain? The fact that they able to please the woman sexually more than others is why they want them to "moan", to show that they are capable of sexually pleasing women.

              What? We have enough morons on IIN as it is, we don't need someone like you snooping around.

              Like I said, "show me proof of this is what men like". I asked you to give me proof, and yet you couldn't. Prove me wrong, give me proof.

              Believe me, the only childish one here is yourself, and you're saying I'm being too extreme? Your whole idea of why men have sex is extreme, not to mention completely moronic.

              You're a moron, you have no idea what you're talking about, and when asked to give facts, you can't even do that.

              Still laughing on the "I'm trying to educate you" part. Half of what you said was spelled wrong. I'll be happy to be educated from people that have actually been educated, not yourself.

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