Is it normal to wonder how big was jesus's cock?

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Its a serious issue with repercussions, what is the symbolism of penis size, what would it mean if it were small, medium or large?

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  • Jweezee
    11 years ago | pl

    Probably big. People wanted to nail him. Hayoooooooo.

    Oh wait....... He was hung for days!

    One more......big enough for a second coming!

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  • missmood
    11 years ago | pl

    Well it would of been without a foreskin, so no smelly dick smegma.

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  • wigsplitz
    11 years ago | pl

    He was a Jew, and Jews are notorious for having a small penis. Mystery solved.

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    • Samson
      11 years ago | pl

      I find you saying "jew" is offensive try saying he was jewish. No need to be a dick.

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      • wigsplitz
        11 years ago | pl

        When used as a adjective or verb, the term 'Jew' is offensive. Used as a noun it's NOT.

        Do a little reading about the word. Your ignorance is offensive to me.

        This coming from someone who doesn't even bother to capitalize Jew OR Jewish....

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        • bigtoy
          11 years ago | pl

          Jew - used as a verb? As in "to jew"? Never knew it was a verb or an adjective for that matter - "a jew house"
          Strange...

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          • wigsplitz
            11 years ago | pl

            Wow...get out more.

            Jweezee already covered the verb, the adjective would be more aimed at a person or business, to describe someone who is cheap, money hungry, etc.

            'Damn bunch of Jews at the pawn shop only gave me $10 for my ring' or 'What a Jew'.

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            • bigtoy
              11 years ago | pl

              Bit difficult to get out more where I live! lol Believe it or not, I live in the middle of the Amazon rain forest, though I teach English at the Uni here. That's why I'm interested in your expressions - I'm not pedantic - just curious about new words and new uses of the language.
              Thanks for the info, however...
              'Damn bunch of Jews (it's a noun and it's plural here) at the pawn shop only gave me $10 for my ring' or 'What a Jew (noun, too - note the presence of the indefinite article a)' In the phrase: What an idiot - idiot is a noun. Idiotic is an adjective.
              Do you have any other examples?

              As far as standard grammar goes, jew is a noun, jewish is an adjective and, as jweezee corrected me, to jew exists as a verb in to jew someone down.

              But, jweezee is right about what he says, it is considered derrogatory to call someone a jew when you should use jewish which is more polite.

              All the best

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          • Jweezee
            11 years ago | pl

            To jew someone down:(offensive) To bargain or haggle with a seller in order to obtain a lower price for a good or service.

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  • I'mjustme73
    11 years ago | pl

    I'm sure many Christians have asked this, I mean if he had a small one he definetly wouldn't have 2 billion people believing in his religion would he????

    how the hell did this question pop up in your head? and wtf would be the repercusions of the answer?

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    • TonybigCock
      11 years ago | pl

      If it was proven that jesus had a massive cock or a tiny cock there would be significant repercussions either way, just think about it.....

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  • kingsleycrowne
    11 years ago | pl

    In the depictions of nude jesus's I've seen in paintings, sculptures etc it is always small.

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  • Darkoil
    11 years ago | pl

    People in that area at the time were actually quite small and ugly, he is always depicted as tall and with a beard but this is probably incorrect.

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  • Samson
    11 years ago | pl

    He was human don't expect something thing special.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    It was smooth... like Killface from Frisky Dingo!

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  • Couman
    11 years ago | pl

    I suppose if you're going to be a Bride of Christ this is valid consideration. But as an atheist it doesn't really concern me so I never thought about it.

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  • Frosties
    11 years ago | pl

    I saw a documentary once that suggested that Jesus may have had children. How they'd know that, I don't know. But maybe you can track the descendants, throw some genetics at the problem, and get a definitive answer to this very serious question.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    A better question then size is just how many miracles could he perform with it? I mean there had to have been sex starved women 2,000 yrs ago just like today.

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