Is it normal to wish to have a tail?

I love tails, i wish humans had tails like most mammals. If there were medical/surgical trails on humans to attach tails to them I would totally volunteer (as long as there are no mortality risks of course). Im even jealous of my cats tail when she starts wiggling it in my face.
But what I fantasize is a monkey-like tail, no hair, long, and can be wrapped around things.

Am I the only one out there who wishes humans had tails?

(Before you answer.. Just imagine yourself walking on the street side with your sweetheart, holding tails, eating ice creams with your hands all to yourselves ^_^ )

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Based on 14 votes (7 yes)
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Comments ( 9 )
  • Countess_Kittycat

    Sitting on chairs would probably be harder that way, though.

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  • That's pretty sweet. I like my kitty's tail, too. It's always fun to see her wag it when she's happy or excited.

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  • Nickvey

    so long as its not a hairy tail covered in shit i like to have a tail. i lube it up and snake it up my ass and rub one out. i just found out about rimmming but plugs and think i will give it a try.

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    • JFC, is nothing men will not sexualize?

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  • SniperMoose

    This makes me happy... As a moose, my tail is small. But at least I HAVE a tail. Humans have to walk around with nothing but their butts to show for it.

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  • Murun

    Someone gave me a pin-on tail at a festival (dalmatian print with a blue fluffy end!) .. It got me lots of attention from women wanting to play with it!

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  • I'm a bear. I don't have a long tail.

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  • rayb12

    Very normal, monkey tails have hair

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  • PenisNV

    That's it! Those Avator reruns have just got to end!

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