..and there were rivers of chocolate and seas of lemonade. No one had to work because the world was filled with magicians in cute pointy hats that merrily pranced around conjuring up houses, curing the ill and most importantly made sure every man had five or more Natalie Portman-clones each at his disposal.
Sorry Ladies, gender equality hadn't been invented yet.
Is it normal to wish people still talked like they did...
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..and there were rivers of chocolate and seas of lemonade. No one had to work because the world was filled with magicians in cute pointy hats that merrily pranced around conjuring up houses, curing the ill and most importantly made sure every man had five or more Natalie Portman-clones each at his disposal.
Sorry Ladies, gender equality hadn't been invented yet.