Is it normal to wish i was a girl so that i could date myself?

I'm so amazing.

No joke, I am A fucking MAZING.

I'm the starter on my basketball team, the captain of my football team and I get first pick of all the cheerleaders at my school. I fuck bitches so good that I wish I was one of them because they cannot pleasure me in the ways I do them.

When I eat the pussy I make the girl have orgasm after orgasm all night long.

In return what do I get?

Some soggy balls and a shitty hand job after the lazy slut gets tired of slobbing on my magnificent cock.

My friends are lucky I even let them into my life, never mind some stupid twat who can't even swallow a wad.

Is it normal that I wish I was a girl so that I could fuck my male self?

Is It Normal?
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  • you are a gay loser,and you think your funny.

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  • Ass wipe. If you even think this makes you cool then you have one hell of an ego, loser.

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  • Seriously!!!!!!! First you wanted to fuck yourself and now this. You're a dickhead.

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