Is it normal to wish I had the confidence of a whore?

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  • Just do what I do. When they walk into the room, drop down from the ceiling wearing nothing but diapers, grab them by both nipples and croon in their ear - "ravage my girl gear".

    Crabwalking away yelling "beef stroganoff" is an optional flair.

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    • was that u last night??? i was drunk but i swear this happened. hey,, uhm sorry about the throw up. =P

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