Is it normal to want to tickle someone's dirt?

24% Normal
9 Comments

I don't know why, but I have an extreme urge to tickle the crap out of someone's front lawn. I just have to tickle dirt when I see it. When some recently cuts the grass I like to snort the shavings and tickle the dirt beneath the grass. Is this normal?

Is It Normal?
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 9 ) Sort: best | oldest
  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago | pl

    Of course I thought this was going elsewhere.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    3
    3
  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago | pl

    Doesn't everyone?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    1
    1
  • howaminotmyself
    10 years ago | pl

    "Tickle dirt"

    I like it. I may use that term when I take the shovel to the garden.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    1
    1
  • Puffles?
    8 years ago | pl

    is this A troll post?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    0
    0
  • 1000yrVampireKing
    10 years ago | pl

    What the hell? This is bizarre. Become a gardener! We need more of those!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    0
    0
  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago | pl

    *Man with a yellow feather starts to tickle dirt*

    *Dirt starts giggling*

    *The audience goes "aww"*

    *Music plays*

    *End credits*

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    0
    0
  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago | pl

    I take fart walks when I'm at the office

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    0
    0
  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago | pl

    Well, I don't see the harm in this
    unless they don't want you tickling their lawn.
    In which case, may end in a court hearing.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    0
    0
  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago | pl

    I know what you mean. ;)

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    0
    0