Is it normal to want to throw hands with a goose

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I keep looking at geese and saying to my self, man aren't they just so smug, and so i want to put them in their place by going to town on them

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Based on 62 votes (43 yes)
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  • TheSauce
    5 years ago

    Geese are from a rival dojo of mine, so naturally I want to kill their dumb asses and bring great pride to my teachers back home.

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  • acladixy
    5 years ago

    given the opportunity i woul d absolutely kick a goos'es ass

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  • notsureaboutanything
    5 years ago

    canada geese are fucking assholes

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  • Hagart
    5 years ago

    Geese are terrorists

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  • Modga
    5 years ago

    fucking obliterated them geese

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  • -Fresh-
    5 years ago

    i own geese on my farm honestly i feel you one attacked me before so i kicked it and it was honestly satisfying

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  • khorne
    5 years ago

    yep most geese suck but temper that aggression, they bite super fucking hard

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  • zimmo
    5 years ago

    I could just be abnormal too, but I can't imagine NOT wanting to put those smug pricks in their place. I'm a human, what are you? You're just a goose. Who the fuck else here has opposable thumbs?

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  • mattypattpatt
    5 years ago

    Well I mean geese are pretty fucking awful. Just be careful, cause they pack a punch.

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  • Anon0132
    4 years ago

    Those stuck-up smug assholes. DO IT! JUST DO IT! No, really unless they have goslings that is perfectly acceptable to me.

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  • BabyLane
    5 years ago

    I have a pet goose and I live in fear everyday.

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  • dogwoofwoof
    5 years ago

    Fuck a goose

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    • dogwoofwoof
      5 years ago

      kys

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  • mathewdavis133
    5 years ago

    Lol

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    I don't know many geese, but all the ducks I have met have been wonderful!

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    • Carter8309
      5 years ago

      Ducks are ok

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