Is it normal to want to stick your tongue up a beautiful woman's nostrils
I'm wondering whether or not I'm alone in sometimes having an extremely strong urge to slide my tongue up inside the nostrils of a beautiful woman. I've never actually done it, but the desire is definitely there. I never feel it in connection with a woman with small nostrils though, only quite big ones. It's almost like nostrils themselves are a come-on if they're above a certain size. Does anybody else have this urge? And if so, do you go with it? Do you ever stuff your tongue up your wife's nostrils? And if you do, is it normal? Or am I ever so slightly weird?
(Don't get me wrong her, I don't want to eat boogers etc. I just kinda want to penetrate a beautiful woman's nose in an intimate, passionate way, see. Is that weird? Or perfectly normal?)