I've had a man break into my place at 8 AM while I was still asleep. I woke up to a very strong manly cologne smell and his walking around. He wore a nice long sleeve horizontally striped green and navy blue shirt - pretty much dressed up for work. When I woke up and asked "The fuck is going on???" we were face-to-face for a couple of seconds and then he ran out. He seemed to have been here for a while and not realize I was in.
As exciting as it may seem it's a shitty 'job'.If you have your heart set on it at least make sure you wear a nicer perfume than his.
Is it normal to want to rob people/places
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I've had a man break into my place at 8 AM while I was still asleep. I woke up to a very strong manly cologne smell and his walking around. He wore a nice long sleeve horizontally striped green and navy blue shirt - pretty much dressed up for work. When I woke up and asked "The fuck is going on???" we were face-to-face for a couple of seconds and then he ran out. He seemed to have been here for a while and not realize I was in.
As exciting as it may seem it's a shitty 'job'.If you have your heart set on it at least make sure you wear a nicer perfume than his.
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I know that's meant to be funny, but it's terrifying.
I would've beat the living shit out of him with the metal baseball bat I keep under my bed.