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that i have the urge to rob a bank i know that if i do i would be proud of myself n that i would feel different from the rest...
Well if you're interested in getting a ton of money from the bank then I suppose that's normal. Who doesn't think about ways to get more money?
Now if you want to rob a bank just for the thrill then I would say that's not very normal.
Wouldn't recommend it either way.
Props if you can pull it off though. I respect professional thieves. People tend to think that a thief is some worthless idiot. However it takes a sharp mind, patience, planning, and flawless execution to pull off a heist.
But if you are looking to be a professional then maybe you should use your skills to help people. Some pro robbers have switched to the other side and used their expertise to enhance the security of banks, homes, buildings, ect. And this has become a career for them.
right now im playing a game on my ps3 im planning a heist , im going to make sure i go through this over n over but i will need a team, thats the hard bit because theres no one that i know that would do something like that.. you respecting thieves is good for my soul..
PS saving up for my future buell lighting 900
Do you have any previous experience with this stuff? I might suggest building a "resume" in this line of work before jumping to a big project like a bank. Maybe scope out a Walmart or a Bestbuy if you're feeling confident.
And to clarify, I'm not encouraging or condoning this kind of stuff haha. But if you are serious then it's wise to build up your skills and experience. It would increase your chances of getting it done right and not serving a cold 3 years of your finite life.
I may or may not know a thing or two about getting good deals at local markets, if you know what i mean.
the fact that people upvoted your ignorant comment makes me wonder about the terrible advice that people are giving online.
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Best things on the world to have leaking from yr ass - feels so sexy
( even sexier in prison )
Especially when you have full corpse paint and spikes -
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... so 3 years of what kaffe said...
it's fun to fantasize about dangerous heists, but to actually commit to whims is idiotic. it's like people who play violent videogames; we go around blasting rockets at each other because we know it's just fantasy/fiction.
Unless you're desperate/broke or a pathological i-dont-give-a-f*** thugster, you're really ignorant.
you're gonna be in situations where you have to fully commit (i.e. if some random guy is packing heat and the dude busts a weapon out on you, you're fucked no matter what).
they mark the serial numbers which makes it easy to trace as every dollar ends up atthe nearest bank which must scan the code...they also put dye on the bills ...some so it is easily seen ...other dye is invisible....it probsbly best to rob something that collects a lot of money but not a bank...
Warning: If you drop your soap in the shower those other men will flock to your ass and make you their bitch. Do you want another man's appendage to be violently thrusted up your defenseless orifice? Do you want to be raped in your sleep or drink alcohol that was made in a dirty toilet?
If you are woman... I've heard that women prisons can be just as bad as the men's.
Besides prisión, you will get a record.
Even if you successfully pull it off, you'd have to live as a fugitive because they will always try to catch you and reclaim that money.
the difference between people like u n people like me, i take chances ,i live life to the fullest, i am ruthless , i am determined to get my way, i am what you see on the movies you watch, i will soon have a buell lighting 900
Ok well let me know how that turns out and i might just join you the next time around.
Yeah - you look so Hott on that bike - holding the grenade launcher dildo. was so cool how you escaped from the cops when they busted you selling yr ass at that casino. Just rob the bank - you will get heaps of anal either way - keep up the great work.
PS: I will still do yr psychic reading and put corpse paint on yr cock and balls if you want - even if you ate in gay jail.
Come round tomoro night for mutual masturbation while we watch the matrix again ?
Straight to the point:
Bank robbery: federal sentencing guidelines - 7 years to life depending on the circumstances.
What if you kill someone? "Your honor, I did not mean to shoot her. It was an accident." Judge: "yeah, right!"
The stolen cash will only get tagged with a dye capsule, anyway. You cannot spend it.
Your hands will be covered with phosphorescence. Can't wash it off.
You will have a federal conviction record. Forget about a real job. Just start practicing "would you like fries with that?"
And if you are a young male, prepare to have your ass widened in prison.
With a decent education and determination, a person can earn 1.4 million dollars over a lifetime. You're going to blow it for $10 or 20k?
Is it worth it to ruin your life?
My final words to you on this subject: Cut your bullshit and work towards being a real success in life!
i appreciate what u are trying to say but these days thieves n scam artist are more smarter n maybe working a 9 to 5 job is just bullshit to them, just remember these are brave people who are willing to take the risks even if it means their life, n people like you should credit them for their ruthlessness abmbition, success is what you make of it. Success can be legal or illegal .
ps i own a buell lightning 900 :) have a nice life n stay happy
A tutu - a 2 foot black dildo and yr pet cat and some grenades should do the trick. I am a qualified gay psychic / helicopter pilot. Happy to help you with the job. You know where to find me.
PS : I do penis corpse painting as a sideline business ATM - hit me up of you want me to do you.
See you next Saturday.
normal to think about when youre pissed, in a funny mood or manic.
to actually have a plan to do it - no.
I think you should dress as a drag queen - just like you do at work - looks hotttt !! Robbing banks is better than sucking cocks in a public toilet.
A suit and tie would be perfect. Honestly. There is nothing more bad ass than a CLASSY criminal. Thugs these days are typically amateur, wanna be criminals with no intelligence or reasoning.
***ALSO... VERY IMPORTANT. I won't try to convince you either way on the heist, but I hope it is your intention to NOT hurt anyone during this little field trip. There is a difference between crimes against the system and crimes that hurt people and the difference is, hurting innocent people is wrong.
I hate that today's crims are such thugs and lack class - it really gets me down. Do you still paint yr balls black ?
The best way to avoid that is to pick a small bank in a really nice part of town. A rich persons bank. Rich people have too much money to try to do anything brave. Hero's are your less than average citizen who have nothing to lose and wouldn't mind kicking ass for fun. A rich person wouldn't stick out their neck for money they already have.
Bank robberies happen all the time in my town, it's extremely easy and nothing to be proud of. Seeing as how banks are insured, and it is their policy, you just have to say you have a gun and to give you the money and they will give you it without any confrontation after hitting the red button, but have fun trying to run away from the cops, and ending up in jail when you can't.
You won't get much money. I knew a bank robber and he didn't get much per robbery after they brought in new security measures.