"I really want to look like a realistic vampire. Then go to a club alone and find a random guy, get him really drunk, and take him home."
Okay, with you so far, this is all good...
"Then (as gently as possible) stab him in the wrist or neck or do something to make him bleed excessively and then suck his blood"
Wait, what. Dude, that's not cool. You shouldn't stab people. If you do stab people, you shouldn't suck their blood. Vampires don't suck blood, it's more of a "scrape-and-lick" procedure. Scrape, and lick.
Really though, you'd be looking at assault (possibly murder if you do something particularly stupid), and probably AIDS from drinking infected blood. Blood, by the way, will make you puke like a fire-belching dragon after it coagulates in your stomach.
Is it normal to want to pretend to be a vampire for one night?
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"I really want to look like a realistic vampire. Then go to a club alone and find a random guy, get him really drunk, and take him home."
Okay, with you so far, this is all good...
"Then (as gently as possible) stab him in the wrist or neck or do something to make him bleed excessively and then suck his blood"
Wait, what. Dude, that's not cool. You shouldn't stab people. If you do stab people, you shouldn't suck their blood. Vampires don't suck blood, it's more of a "scrape-and-lick" procedure. Scrape, and lick.
Really though, you'd be looking at assault (possibly murder if you do something particularly stupid), and probably AIDS from drinking infected blood. Blood, by the way, will make you puke like a fire-belching dragon after it coagulates in your stomach.