Is it normal to want to move to a southern redneck town...

And find a sexist, backward, drunkard, God worshiping, hillbilly man and marry him?

Is It Normal?
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  • This might be the moonshine talking, but I think I love you.

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  • That depends on whether or not you're a sexist, backward, drunkard, God worshipping, hillbilly woman. However, I believe you forgot racist. There's no way he wouldn't be racist. Hopefully, you're not black.

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    • I'm not sexist, I don't drink, not backward, don't believe in God, I'm not black though, nor racist.

      Marriage made in heaven?

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      • You must be a masochist :D no other reason to want to marry someone who will throw you down staircases :D

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        • Oui Oui

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  • Troll harder.

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    • I'm being serious. They ooze masculinity, probably come home after a hard days work doing a man job, smelling of musk and sweat and wood, I'd have dinner and a beer waiting for him. Whilst waiting on him hand and foot.

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      • Meh, everyone's got their dreams. I'm more into those bad-boy, reckless, drinking, smoking, tough greasers.
        But I'd have to say, after reading this, I thought, yeah, maybe I should find a Hillbilly! I wouldn't mind waiting on a sweaty hillbilly hunk!

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  • Who's OP? I really want to know.

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  • Every girls dream

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  • People like you make me sick.

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    • Do you want a bucket then?

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      • Well, I want to move to the suburbs and marry an evil conniving bitch that's going to cheat on me. Maybe I should make that into a story. I bet I would be called out for stereotyping and vilified.

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  • Discover the world first. Then if you don't like the world, find a hillbilly. Slide him in your saddle and tame the guy.

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  • well I'm no drunkard just the occasional drink but I fit the rest ha! I am from down south Georgia!

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    • marry me?

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