Is it normal to want to move to a southern redneck town...

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And find a sexist, backward, drunkard, God worshiping, hillbilly man and marry him?

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43% Normal

Based on 77 votes (33 yes)

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SwampDonkey

11 years ago

This might be the moonshine talking, but I think I love you.

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- Justsomejerk
  
  11 years ago
  
  Yeeehawww
  
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  - SwampDonkey
    
    11 years ago
    
    Well I'll be a pickled possum pecker. I was justa hootin that right before you sent that there message.
    
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NeuroNeptunian

11 years ago

That depends on whether or not you're a sexist, backward, drunkard, God worshipping, hillbilly woman. However, I believe you forgot racist. There's no way he wouldn't be racist. Hopefully, you're not black.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  I'm not sexist, I don't drink, not backward, don't believe in God, I'm not black though, nor racist.
  
  Marriage made in heaven?
  
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  - NeuroNeptunian
    
    11 years ago
    
    You must be a masochist :D no other reason to want to marry someone who will throw you down staircases :D
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      Oui Oui
      
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Imsupernormal

11 years ago

Troll harder.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  I'm being serious. They ooze masculinity, probably come home after a hard days work doing a man job, smelling of musk and sweat and wood, I'd have dinner and a beer waiting for him. Whilst waiting on him hand and foot.
  
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  - SDDA
    
    11 years ago
    
    Meh, everyone's got their dreams. I'm more into those bad-boy, reckless, drinking, smoking, tough greasers.
    But I'd have to say, after reading this, I thought, yeah, maybe I should find a Hillbilly! I wouldn't mind waiting on a sweaty hillbilly hunk!
    
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bristexai

11 years ago

Who's OP? I really want to know.

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- NotStrangeBird
  
  11 years ago
  
  Hillary Clinton.
  
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    11 years ago
    
    How did you know?
    
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MissClaire

11 years ago

Every girls dream

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bristexai

11 years ago

People like you make me sick.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Do you want a bucket then?
  
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  - bristexai
    
    11 years ago
    
    Well, I want to move to the suburbs and marry an evil conniving bitch that's going to cheat on me. Maybe I should make that into a story. I bet I would be called out for stereotyping and vilified.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      Do you want a bucket doh?
      
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      - bristexai
        
        11 years ago
        
        No.
        
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dude_Jones

11 years ago

Discover the world first. Then if you don't like the world, find a hillbilly. Slide him in your saddle and tame the guy.

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hancjod

11 years ago

well I'm no drunkard just the occasional drink but I fit the rest ha! I am from down south Georgia!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  marry me?
  
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