is it normal to want to lick and eat food off a sexy person?

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  • Nice...... How do you go about asking this lady friend if may ask?

    My thing is (regardless of you believing me, because you seem to hate me no matter what I say because you're jealous of my real pussy) since I'm a virgin with no boyfriend how the hell am I suppose to at least "get off" in this capacity?

    Freaks will want to sex me up and some might get the wrong impression of me.

    How do you go about this situation? Do you ask a total stranger, semi stranger or a friend to have fun like this with you?

    I imagine the conversation like this will go weirdly for me. I'm awkward to the point where I seem like I'm uninterested but I am.

    Also I'm. 5'0, 130 most guys are bigger than me so it can go bad if he decides to get rough.

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    • In my case, it was foreplay with women I was in monogamous relationships with, and we fucked like rabbits afterward. Sometimes we even took amphetamines so we could keep fucking all weekend (particularly as we'd just eaten a high calorie meal anyway).

      How you get around the problem, I can't help you with. Perhaps save the experience until you get a non-imaginary boyfriend and have lost your virginity?

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      • Yea, I guess. Something else on the bucket list. Wait, you took drugs so you can fuck all weekend?

        Nothing didn't "break down" or get fucked up? Wtf!

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        • Nope. I have (or had) Adult Residual Attention Deficit Disorder - and am prescribed Dexamphetamine tablets. Take a few and they keep you awake, make you a little less "inhibited", a little more horny, but don't cause anything to "break down" etc.

          Apparently Methamphetamines (I.e. Ice) make you really horny and uninhibited too, but I've never tried them as they can fuck you up.

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