Is it normal to want to jackoff at a family function

Easter is right around the corner, ask your family what they think, asshole. They will probably think you're a degenerate, but it's only cause you're fucked up in the head, dude.

Uh, no. This is not normal.

Well if I may suggest wait until everybody is seated for thanksgiving dinner at the table, whip your shlong out under the table cloth and start jacking off, you can even use different family members as inspiration to get you off...maybe your mother?

Whip your cock out in your Mom's face and spew all over her and pop a nut in her mouth.