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Here's my solution:
Plan A:
1) Go into a black neighbourhood with a confederate flag on your shirt and a swastika on your hat shouting "niggers are wusses".
2) If that sounded like a bad idea, have a drink and repeat from step 1.
3) Brag about resulting knife scar(s)/bullet wounds. Use the words "Taliban", "Bear" or "Intruder"
Plan B:
1) Go to tattoo shop that does body modding and scarification.
2) Say "I want a scar I can make up an awesome story about, but give it to me as painlessly as possible"
I recommend plan B.
Is it normal to want to have wounds?
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Here's my solution:
Plan A:
1) Go into a black neighbourhood with a confederate flag on your shirt and a swastika on your hat shouting "niggers are wusses".
2) If that sounded like a bad idea, have a drink and repeat from step 1.
3) Brag about resulting knife scar(s)/bullet wounds. Use the words "Taliban", "Bear" or "Intruder"
Plan B:
1) Go to tattoo shop that does body modding and scarification.
2) Say "I want a scar I can make up an awesome story about, but give it to me as painlessly as possible"
I recommend plan B.