My friend tried this (minus all the detail about tattoos and female anatomy). He fell down a riverbank, got covered in mud, and then a crocodile eyed him up greedily. He said it was the most exciting experience of his life. It'd have been even better if he had remembered to bring a partner. Or crocodile-repellant spray.
Is it normal to want to have sex in public?
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My friend tried this (minus all the detail about tattoos and female anatomy). He fell down a riverbank, got covered in mud, and then a crocodile eyed him up greedily. He said it was the most exciting experience of his life. It'd have been even better if he had remembered to bring a partner. Or crocodile-repellant spray.