Its at this point that I realize a clean ass is just not going to happen with these primitive dry pieces of paper so I give up on a clean ass and i just want an ass that wont smell too bad in public.I open the door and some bouncer is there and the bathroom attendent and they just look at me. I think at first they wanted to drag me out by my neck but I opened the door holding up my mud filled underwear and that put them in shock.... So I tell everyone in the bathroom probably like 9 guys that I am on a date and I shit my pants pretty bad....First the giant bouncer laughs then the bathroom attendent then every guy in the bathroom is laughing....
Is it normal to want to dig up a deceased body and talk to it?
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Its at this point that I realize a clean ass is just not going to happen with these primitive dry pieces of paper so I give up on a clean ass and i just want an ass that wont smell too bad in public.I open the door and some bouncer is there and the bathroom attendent and they just look at me. I think at first they wanted to drag me out by my neck but I opened the door holding up my mud filled underwear and that put them in shock.... So I tell everyone in the bathroom probably like 9 guys that I am on a date and I shit my pants pretty bad....First the giant bouncer laughs then the bathroom attendent then every guy in the bathroom is laughing....
This whole process takes like 20 minutes.
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awesome. thanks for sharing, though i'm not sure what relevance it has here, great story nonetheless