Is it normal to want to change to one who likes motorbikes and rock music?

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I know what I want, the fancy life isn't for me (of course, it never worked), it's the cool stuff I want baby! Motorbikes, black metal music, 'Evie', 'Break On Through To The Other Side' (The Doors), what do you think? I wanted to reinvent myself and I've got it, and I want to drive a motorbike and get a motorbike pocket watch, wearing sunglasses and a tough-looking jacket. It's up to me, I'll be a bad boy, a rebel, keeping it normal, is it normal?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    5 years ago

    so after a daya terrifyin squares on the motorway yallre gonna go home & have yalls mother cook a nice vegan dinner?

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    • Hansberger
      5 years ago

      Exactly, you smart cookie, a vegan dinner is swell, provided it follows my now lacto-pescetarian diet.

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      • LornaMae
        5 years ago

        How many times do we need to tell you lacto-pescetarian isn't vegan?

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        • Hansberger
          5 years ago

          How few times do I have to tell you I know lacto-pescetarian isn't vegan? I decided to be Buddhist (it never did any harm) and accept what's offered and the rest of the time be a beegan, having a small breakfast, then lunch, and nothing after that (as I have been Buddhist before).

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          • charli.m
            5 years ago

            But you apparently don't know that a vegan dinner would automatically be lacto-pescatarian friendly, because it could not have eggs nor fish if it is vegan.

            You don't understand a word you say.

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
            5 years ago

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhism_and_violence

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        • LornaMae
          5 years ago

          Just great, Hans! I think my whole page of comments is made up of comments replying to you! Congratulations! :(

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
            5 years ago

            i pictures hans like this

            http://www.scooterfile.com/vintage/photo-mod-mirrors/

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            • LornaMae
              5 years ago

              AHAHAHAHA seems accurate!

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  • SmokeEverything
    5 years ago

    You can't just become a badass by changing your clothes. People will smell the fake on you. Start by drinking heavily and using cocaine/mushrooms and go on like this for a couple years, actually making a productive change in your life is a gradual process.

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    • Hansberger
      5 years ago

      It just might be, what I need: a Canadian Club whisky on the rocks, hard rock CD, perhaps black metal from Norwegian band Immortal, and some home made fish, chips and crumbed tofu (I can make use of the tofu in Mum's fridge), and a cigarette made from rum and wine (think Port Royal), and to sniff a fruit snuff. Beautiful!

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        5 years ago

        i knows some drug addicts and theyre far from badass cause theyre made to be their suppliers bitch

        its a terrible wayta live as a chemical slave

        workout daily and take fightin lessons thats what the badasses i knows is into

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      • SmokeEverything
        5 years ago

        Yeah just start drinking doing coke and smoking weed. the world will be kind to you.

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        • Hansberger
          5 years ago

          Are you being sarcastic? Or does the world look better on drugs? I'd rather reach for a cigarette and get high from it than do any drugs. Drugs are bad, I got turned off from all drugs since the doctor forced medication on me, that must mean because of this drugs have ruined my life.

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          • SmokeEverything
            5 years ago

            The doctors give you drugs to mute your senses and keep you complacent. That's why you need to do like mushrooms and coke and open your mind.

            I'm not being sarcatsic. The world is better on the right drugs. But don't start like wearing leather jackets and doing coke trying to be cool. Look inside yourself, find your soul and express it without a fake persona covering it up. You'll get cooler by the day.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    *yawns*

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  • Shackleford96
    5 years ago

    I just want to know exactly what is a a "motorbike pocket watch"?

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  • palepunk
    5 years ago

    Good luck.

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  • IrishPotato
    5 years ago

    Edgy.

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    • Hansberger
      5 years ago

      Sounds great! One addition: I'm an individual who does creative endeavour and individual dignity, still being normal!

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      • LornaMae
        5 years ago

        BTW, can you even ride a motorcycle?

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        • Hansberger
          5 years ago

          Truth being I would need a motorbike licence and a job then I'll get started.

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          • LornaMae
            5 years ago

            AHAHAHA,there's a good new life goal!

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            • Hansberger
              5 years ago

              Yes, and I think this is the most exciting of my life!

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  • LornaMae
    5 years ago

    Although atypical topic I knew who this was at "I know what I want" and figured "he's going for real rebel now!" hahaha :)

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      https://youtu.be/Vy-rvsHsi1o

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      • LornaMae
        5 years ago

        Hahahahaha love the soundtrack to the image of Hans trying to keep the bike up and not burn his calf!

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        • Hansberger
          5 years ago

          And what does 'burn his calf' mean?

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          • Ummitsstillme
            5 years ago

            She's saying you'll likely overcook your veal as part of your only-eat-young-mammal-carnivore diet from last week.

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            • Hansberger
              5 years ago

              I never had such a diet, I just said I never ate veal since. My diet is vegetarian (as a Buddhist it's beegan), and I'm all about respecting all life, hoping for the kindness of a vegetarian the staff won't allow.

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          • RoseIsabella
            5 years ago

            That happened to me when I was 22 years old. I had this German boyfriend who had a motorcycle, and I thought I looked so cool getting off his bike. I still have the scar.

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            • McBean
              5 years ago

              I just don't understand the unlikelihood of all the coincidences with you, but I had a motorcycle in college, and my girlfriend of three years got a third degree burn on it. We were 19 then. I reconnected with her a couple of years ago. Sure enough, she still had the scar. I asked if kissing it would help. She said, "Please do."

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          • LornaMae
            5 years ago

            Goes to show how well prepared you are to deal with bikes and exhaust pipes... lol!

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            • Hansberger
              5 years ago

              It's more fuel efficient, a little petrol is all that's needed for a motorbike, which looks like a normal bicycle with exhaust pipes, a peddle to start and a motor.

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    • Hansberger
      5 years ago

      That's because I never truly reinvented myself in my life, but I haven't changed that much: still a music purist (of the same music), still a traditionalist (to the point that nobody understands or gets me by my old-fashioned values), and still believing the same old philosophies, except the philosophy that I should be on the road acting like a bikie.

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      • nikkiclaire
        5 years ago

        Walk in to a biker bar and announce you are a "bikie". The should complete your transformation.

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        • RoseIsabella
          5 years ago

          https://youtu.be/BodXwAYeTfM

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        • Hansberger
          5 years ago

          Woohoo! I love you!

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  • BleedingPain
    5 years ago

    Nothing is edgier than being yourself... dont follow a trend. (Biker style is a trend) do something unique, like wearing a pink bunny eared hat to a punk rock fest.

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  • Insane_madh
    5 years ago

    It depends on what age range you are how old are you? (not trying to stalk you or get your info I a girl im trying so hard not to sound creepy) if your older its normal ... if your younger its kinda normal to reinvent yourself

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    • Insane_madh
      5 years ago

      and you said bad boy rebel huh? sounds like my type ;)

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      • Hansberger
        5 years ago

        I already started by saying "screw you" and extending my middle finger in the carer's face!

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        • LornaMae
          5 years ago

          Such a gentleman! And a flirt. Now pull her hair and push her in the sandbox and you're both good to go!

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          • Hansberger
            5 years ago

            What's the point of that? It must be a difficult time screwing her, she remains celibate in the workplace, however maybe I'll try it and then kiss her, the closest thing to her that I can get to sex. :)

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            • LornaMae
              5 years ago

              Do try and make a post for my enjoyment later, will you?

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