Is it normal to want to become a mafia princess?

I really want to become a mafia princess. I'm obsessed. My mafia princess name is Lana the Spanker. I want to live in new jersey (new joisey) and shop all day while my husband sells coke and shoots people in suits with names like Alfredo. This is my life dream.

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Comments ( 17 )
  • MadMar

    Alfredo? Really? LMAO. How about Johnny, Sal, or Vinny? I was born in Jersey and I'm Italian. Maybe if you go back a few decades it would be as you think, BUT these days, not so much.

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  • dappled

    So funny. And I love that New Joisey accent. lol, Lana the Spanker.

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  • babybabybaby

    Lol no, it's normal. I've been watching a lot of mob movies lately...

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  • IllHelpYaBrah

    I feel like this is fake.

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  • regisphilbin

    well that's certainly not something you see everyday.
    keep living in your fantasy world having delusions of grandeur.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Ha ha ha ha!!!

    Your fantasy hopefully shall stay nothing more but a dream. That kind of lifestyle is the dangerous sort that no one should ever want to be a part of.

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  • Treez

    Me too it would make me feel safe lol

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  • mafiaprincess

    Yeaaaaaaah buddy

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  • Sweetz

    Sounds dangerous like a dangerous lifestyle ^o^

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  • Lmfao.

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  • What a coincidence I want to shoot a mafia princess whos name is Lana the spanker who is from New Jearsey (New Joisey) who shops all day while their husband gets shot by a guy is a suit -cough- me -cough- and whos name is Alfredo. This is a thought in my mind.

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  • TyLee

    Wow nj is not really like that that is called a stereotype which most people frown upon.

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  • babybabybaby

    It's not fake. Anyone who watches the godfather, or goodfellas, or my cousin vinny goes through that phase

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  • Even if it's fake, I think it's a great idea! When I was younger, I often thought about becoming a mafia hitman with a cool nickname like "Jimmy the Priest" or something like that. Oh who am I kidding, I still do...

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  • buckman

    I always thought that would be a cool life, but, it's not realistic. Plus, I don't know anyone in the mafia, and I don't think I'd want that around me. It's dangerous and it'll most likely never happen for you. Sure, it's probably exciting, but it's not safe.

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  • No.

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  • michaels4p5

    okay.

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