Is it normal to want to be a real life video game character?

its not as crazy as you might think.i love obstacle choruses,hiking,playgrounds,etc......they are just like a real version of an older mario level....and when you get into a fight at a party,those are the bosses at the end of the castle....see what i mean?but its also not that simple,to be a real life video game character you also have to train really hard to be able to jump far and carry objects with you and climb and swim,and solve puzzles...all the video game character stuff.in the same day i might lift weights,swim and jump on a trampoline but mario still shits on my skills.....it helps to use my powerups and get high alot,that way you can see all the levels and pokemon you can catch,and you will just know which girl is the princess,damn shes hot,but such an evil bitch....iv been stuck on world 4,where you have to get a job and pay bills........thats always a hard one for us real life video game characters....but anyways in super mateo world,its nuts.i only have to press x while running to frontflip and x while jumping to backflip,and if i hold A and release i do a powerful fei-long double kick attack,but enough about that.....are there other real life video game characters out there?did you find the master sword? should i just go to warp zone as a shortcut to job land?and should i evolve my pikachu by touching him with a thunder stone?