Is it normal to want to answer the door naked ?

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A few years ago in the Summer it was one that was real hot I decided to go take a cool shower I had already stripped off my clothes so I ready to go in when the doorbell rang I was going to ignore it then it rang again, I at first was going to throw a robe on but whoever it was wasn't going to stop ringing the doorbell I threw caution to the wind I go answer the door completely naked I open the door it was 2 JEHOVAH WITNESS'the 2 woman exclaim ," YOUR NAKED " I say weren't we all born this way they couldn't continue telling why they came to my door. Their eyes were gazed on my penis which was hard I asked them do they like what they see all they could do is node their heads they leave I close the door and go finish my shower.Now every time the doorbell rings I have the urge to answer the door naked. I AM A PROUD NUDIST I AM NOT ASHAMED OF MY BODY.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago | pl

    Maybe your penis will be bitten off by a pony.

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  • Thick_Red
    9 years ago | pl

    I open my door naked but only for my boyfriend. its so fun!i hate clothes every chance I get to be nude I take it

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    • missy100
      9 years ago | pl

      Try answering the door nude for a service man. They usually have a great reaction. My husband loves it when I do it.

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago | pl

    Just what kind of questions does your door ask?

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  • reginaFalangi
    8 years ago | pl

    This should happen more often... maybe it makes them stop "jehova witnessing"

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  • Crusades
    9 years ago | pl

    You should name your penis Jehovah.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago | pl

    Bravo, good sir. But... What if the wrong sort of person rings the door bell and you open it with your proud penis? You could get yourself in a lot of trouble.

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  • adventurous
    6 years ago | pl

    It all started with surprise and fun. I opened the door naked having satisfied myself that outside was standing my close gf. She saw me nude in surprise though she knew I stay so at home. The next time I asked her to take off clothes so that we both were in similar state of nature. Such close gfs and sis/sis-in-law now undress themselves with me.

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  • adventurous
    6 years ago | pl

    I think it is not normal except if you have very close friend outside. At home I don't wear clothes. If there is door bell ringing, I look out through hole, though a robe is always hanging there. If there is close friend or my sis/sis-in-law, I open the door in nude.

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  • Steve2.0
    8 years ago | pl

    Why don't you say to them: "You look practically drunk on religion, want to bend down and get a breath test?"

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  • TheMightyOz
    9 years ago | pl

    I like your religion better than theirs.

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  • Teh4HorsMen
    9 years ago | pl

    I opened the door wearing only a chainmail shirt once.

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  • GreatArt
    9 years ago | pl

    My nightmare!

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  • missy100
    9 years ago | pl

    So, at least two of us have answered the door that way.

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  • SuperBenzid
    9 years ago | pl

    You might be joking but honestly you should be allowed to do this but I must recommend that you don't. If children answer the door you could get in a lot of legal trouble, it has happened before.

    Honestly I think there is nothing wrong with nudity alone, if you're not going further and touching people without consent or anything like that. However we don't live in that world and outside of certain venues it simply can't be done without the possibility of dire consequences. So don't do it.

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  • eastbeast
    9 years ago | pl

    If it had happened in the 1970's it would be a Porn film script.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago | pl

    someone has nice eyes?

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago | pl

    Hilarious. I've thought of doing the same thing.

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