there are many:
1. use the thickest sheet of sandpaper you can find
2 stick your penis all the way in and out an electric pencil sharpener
3. put hot tabasco sauce in your hands before jacking off
4. Sit on an electric drill (since you're considering fingering yourself)
5. have someone spit your own crap into your mouth
6. beat your penis with a sledge hammer before you start
7. fry your balls in cooking oil
8. stick as many sewing needles as you can into your penis hole and then try to break an egg with your penis then use the egg's white as a lubricant
9. hang yourself and try to jack finish before you lose all your breath
10. just before you're about to reach climax grab pliers and press your balls with them to stop the semen from coming out.
but before attempting any of these, make sure to keep in mind that having fun is your first priority
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there are many:
1. use the thickest sheet of sandpaper you can find
2 stick your penis all the way in and out an electric pencil sharpener
3. put hot tabasco sauce in your hands before jacking off
4. Sit on an electric drill (since you're considering fingering yourself)
5. have someone spit your own crap into your mouth
6. beat your penis with a sledge hammer before you start
7. fry your balls in cooking oil
8. stick as many sewing needles as you can into your penis hole and then try to break an egg with your penis then use the egg's white as a lubricant
9. hang yourself and try to jack finish before you lose all your breath
10. just before you're about to reach climax grab pliers and press your balls with them to stop the semen from coming out.
but before attempting any of these, make sure to keep in mind that having fun is your first priority
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Fry your balls in cooking oil? lol