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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago | pl

    How many parrots have you eaten in your lifetime Mr. Tony?

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    • Frosties
      11 years ago | pl

      Nooooo. Everyone knows cats don't kill birds. Ahem. Cough. Six hundred. Cough. They're grrrrrrrrrreat! Parrot pie! Grrr! Nom nom. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

      Sorry! I don't know what came over me, there. No parrots. Nope. Not a single one.

      Ahhh, parrots! Such crunchy beaks. The stuff dreams are made of.

      But no. No parrots eaten by this tiger.

      Nom.

      No!

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      • Shackleford96
        11 years ago | pl

        Uh huh... I don't believe a word you just said Mr. Tony. In fact, I'll bet you would eat a parrot right now if you had the chance!

        Parrot murderer!

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        • Frosties
          11 years ago | pl

          Do you by any chance have a parrot? You do? Can I... see it? Please? Oh joy! What a beautiful little morsel *cough* I mean macaw. Can I perhaps hold the bird for a little while? Oh, you're so kind.

          Look, over there! A dinosaur! Look! Look now!

          Nom! Did you see it? Nom! Oh no! In the mayhem, your bird appears to have flown away *cough* and left a tail feather stuck in my teeth.

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