Great, as long as you don't keep it in a cage. Your best bet is to go somewhere parrots live in the wild and just adopt them as pets in your mind, help them if they need it, but otherwise just enjoy looking at them and leave them largely alone.
Do you by any chance have a parrot? You do? Can I... see it? Please? Oh joy! What a beautiful little morsel *cough* I mean macaw. Can I perhaps hold the bird for a little while? Oh, you're so kind.
Look, over there! A dinosaur! Look! Look now!
Nom! Did you see it? Nom! Oh no! In the mayhem, your bird appears to have flown away *cough* and left a tail feather stuck in my teeth.
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Great, as long as you don't keep it in a cage. Your best bet is to go somewhere parrots live in the wild and just adopt them as pets in your mind, help them if they need it, but otherwise just enjoy looking at them and leave them largely alone.
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How many parrots have you eaten in your lifetime Mr. Tony?
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Nooooo. Everyone knows cats don't kill birds. Ahem. Cough. Six hundred. Cough. They're grrrrrrrrrreat! Parrot pie! Grrr! Nom nom. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Sorry! I don't know what came over me, there. No parrots. Nope. Not a single one.
Ahhh, parrots! Such crunchy beaks. The stuff dreams are made of.
But no. No parrots eaten by this tiger.
Nom.
No!
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Uh huh... I don't believe a word you just said Mr. Tony. In fact, I'll bet you would eat a parrot right now if you had the chance!
Parrot murderer!
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Do you by any chance have a parrot? You do? Can I... see it? Please? Oh joy! What a beautiful little morsel *cough* I mean macaw. Can I perhaps hold the bird for a little while? Oh, you're so kind.
Look, over there! A dinosaur! Look! Look now!
Nom! Did you see it? Nom! Oh no! In the mayhem, your bird appears to have flown away *cough* and left a tail feather stuck in my teeth.
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Bad kitty! That was MY parrot!
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I havent got a clue what you weirdos are talking about.