Is it normal to wank off and then?

I was Having a nice relaxing wank in my room just about to shoot my load and just as I did... OMFG the shot exploded out my fiery asshole! So picture this, cum all over my chest etc. ( I shoot all over the place lol) and I just dirtied myself... Definitely a WTF moment! It felt like I was ejaculating out my asshole at the same time cum was coming out my sausage! Rofl so I had to make a very uncomfortable journey down the hall to the bathroom, without clothes... Thank god my parents didn't see me...

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Comments ( 13 )
  • dappled

    You missed a "tripling" opportunity there. You're supposed to vomit as well.

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  • nAt2017

    What did I just read?

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  • Immune2BS&way2Illuminated

    I feel you trolled the duly out of this one...

    BUT I still laughed! Haha! My sausage...

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  • BlackDays

    Mmmm, mudslide astroglide with whipped cream, every girls dream!

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  • flax

    You said cum came out of your sausage and I visualized a hotdog in a bun with a smiley face. Go figure.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    "Thank god my parents didn't see me..."

    Maybe it's time to consider getting your own apartment so you can jerk off wherever you want without being caught

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    • JustinBiebsFan#1

      its not the jerk off part i am worried about. its the covered in my own shit and jizz in the hallway

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      • sarahwinter

        Most apartments have the bathroom connected to the bedroom. No hallways involved

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

        which just emphasizes my point that you need your own apartment

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  • Avant-Garde

    Mmm.

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    HAHAHA! The mental image you have just given me is something I will be randomly laughing about for a long time!

    Ejaculation is accompanied by a lot of muscle clenching and un-clenching. I guess it is possible to accidentally poo while doing it! I knew a girl that accidentally poo'd while riding her guy once!

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  • UnrecognizableMan

    This story made me jizz myself.

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  • and no and then!

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