Is it normal to wank off and then?

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I was Having a nice relaxing wank in my room just about to shoot my load and just as I did... OMFG the shot exploded out my fiery asshole! So picture this, cum all over my chest etc. ( I shoot all over the place lol) and I just dirtied myself... Definitely a WTF moment! It felt like I was ejaculating out my asshole at the same time cum was coming out my sausage! Rofl so I had to make a very uncomfortable journey down the hall to the bathroom, without clothes... Thank god my parents didn't see me...

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    You missed a "tripling" opportunity there. You're supposed to vomit as well.

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  • nAt2017
    11 years ago

    What did I just read?

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  • Immune2BS&way2Illuminated
    11 years ago

    I feel you trolled the duly out of this one...

    BUT I still laughed! Haha! My sausage...

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  • BlackDays
    11 years ago

    Mmmm, mudslide astroglide with whipped cream, every girls dream!

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  • flax
    11 years ago

    You said cum came out of your sausage and I visualized a hotdog in a bun with a smiley face. Go figure.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    11 years ago

    "Thank god my parents didn't see me..."

    Maybe it's time to consider getting your own apartment so you can jerk off wherever you want without being caught

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    • JustinBiebsFan#1
      11 years ago

      its not the jerk off part i am worried about. its the covered in my own shit and jizz in the hallway

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      • sarahwinter
        11 years ago

        Most apartments have the bathroom connected to the bedroom. No hallways involved

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
        11 years ago

        which just emphasizes my point that you need your own apartment

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Mmm.

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    HAHAHA! The mental image you have just given me is something I will be randomly laughing about for a long time!

    Ejaculation is accompanied by a lot of muscle clenching and un-clenching. I guess it is possible to accidentally poo while doing it! I knew a girl that accidentally poo'd while riding her guy once!

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  • UnrecognizableMan
    11 years ago

    This story made me jizz myself.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    and no and then!

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