Is it normal to wake up like this?

Essentially me every morning:

Alarm: WAKE UP GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE- *dismisses the alarm*
Me: Yawns *runs quickly to the shower*

Is this script I'm describing normal?

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50% Normal
Based on 8 votes (4 yes)
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  • moth_wife

    Dude yes that's amazing haha. Setting my alarm to metal songs is the kind of motivation I need in the mornings

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    • Somenormie

      I also sometimes switch to Shimmy by SOAD because it has the lyrics " Don't be late for school again boy! I think me, I want life, I think me, I want life I want a house and a wife and shimmy,shimmy, shimmy through the break of dawn yeah!!! "

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      • moth_wife

        That's awesome. I personally find memento mori by lamb of god to be a great one, because what's better than someone screaming WAKE UUUUUUUUP in your ear

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  • RoseIsabella

    Why would you put on makeup before you shower?

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    • Somenormie

      It is a song lyric from Chop Suey! by SOAD.

      Also I don't actually put make up when I hear the song lyric I wake up immediately.

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