Is it normal to wake up every day with..

Is it normal to wake up with a raging boner every day.
I'm in mi tirties and must be having some good dreams, although I don't remember. But its so rock hard I think it might pop or something.

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Based on 34 votes (30 yes)
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  • libertybell

    I'm female, I fu£*ing love morning boners!

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    • That when tay be at there biggest and hardest.

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  • mauzi

    did you turn jamaican (or maybe irish?) there for a sec?

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    • Irish for mi wee talkin and Jamaican for my big dick man

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  • Were you dreaming about grocery shopping?

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    • Michael1991

      Lolol

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    • Yea man. Shoopin for ya mom in mi local brothel. She was on sale. Half price cause she hadn't cleaned the cum out. JK

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      • So you’re the one with the high-pitched voice and 2 inch penis she was telling me about. Actually, I could barely make it out, she couldn’t stop laughing at the thought of it. Said you looked like a male version of sarah palin dropped into a bucket of paint and ravaged by a couple of bears out in the boondocks. I guess she never realized that ball licking hillbillies such as yourself actually knew how to give a decent comeback, I’ll have to tell her the news. JK

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        • duft:So you’re the one with the high-pitched voice and 2 inch penis she was telling me about. Actually, I could barely make it out, she couldn’t stop laughing at the thought of it. Said you looked like a male version of sarah palin dropped into a bucket of paint and ravaged by a couple of bears out in the boondocks. I guess she never realized that ball licking hillbillies such as yourself actually knew how to give a decent comeback, I’ll have to tell her the news. JK1/27/2019, 1:38:41 PM

          Busted! so did you copy or did duft, or are ya the same dude using the same insults at different times. Yes you are owned! OWNED!

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          • mauzi

            timestamp 1:38:41PM
            Comment 13 hours ago

            hmmm

            what's with the date though !?!?! 1/27/2019, 1:38:41 PM hasn't happened here yet, unless the date time stamps are different for everyone's time zone ?? then you will have to do your own math.

            so which chat regular is this OP then? LOL

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          • Nah, Duft copied me. See that was in response to your ‘mom’ joke. And later on I found Duft in the member chat and we all had a laugh about it. Then Dot wanted my autograph and Faceless wanted me to sign their titties. Got a little crazy tbh.

            Truth be told, I pull comebacks like that out of my hat. I just wish you would’ve seen my insult sooner.

            But you can tell it’s mine since the context is out of place in member chat and it fits perfectly here. Not to mention I added in your little JK at the end to let you know it was all in good fun...or was it?

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  • leggs91200

    When you say "raging boner", do you mean it is hitting and throwing stuff, and perhaps needs anger management?
    What are you doing that is pissing it off so much?

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    • No I'm not talkin about ya wi dad after he looses all his money on the horse races, or the fact that his child is a looser. I be talkin about my big throbbing cock. Sometin you will never have. either in you or growing off you... Can't joke about it, don't know ya sex. Are you male or fucking female, actually wouldn't matter.

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  • libertybell

    Your boner sounds so hot...🔥

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    • It will get ya real hot

      Disclaimer...
      Only intended for the female sex!

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