Send her the following in an email when you/she is at work:
"Hey honey!
I was walking down the street to grab lunch when I spotted Justin Bieber! You know how much I love masturbating to his sacred image, so I got him to agree to snap a picture with me! Check it out!
Is it normal to use my wife's fears to my advantage in a joke?
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Send her the following in an email when you/she is at work:
"Hey honey!
I was walking down the street to grab lunch when I spotted Justin Bieber! You know how much I love masturbating to his sacred image, so I got him to agree to snap a picture with me! Check it out!
http://tinyurl.com/69razq7
Love you!"
Or, you know, something like that.