Is it normal to tip waitresses in monopoly money?
Sometimes when I'm riding around in my limo I feel the urge to go get ice cream and tip the waitress in monopoly money. I tip with two hundred dollar bills. And on the back of them I write "crispy crispy Benjamin franklin". I know that society doesn't understand that monopoly isn't a game, but it's real life. We all live on a monopoly board and heaven is passing go and collecting 200 dollars and hell is the jail. Even though the bills are pink, I still consider them to be acceptable currency when I get my cottoncandy and raisin ice cream. Does anyone understand me?