Is it normal to throw everything on the ground?

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  • Send "I Threw It On The Ground" Ringtone to your Cell
    I was walkin' through the city streets

    And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink

    "Run faster, jump higher"

    Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me

    I threw it on the ground

    You must think I'm a joke

    I ain't gonna be part of your system

    Man! Pump that garbage in another man's face

    I go to my favorite hot dog stand

    And the dude says, "You come here all the time! Here's one for free."

    I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?"

    I took it and threw it on the ground!

    I don't need your handouts!

    I'm an adult!

    Please!

    You can't buy me hot dog, man!

    At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend

    She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad

    Man, this ain't my dad!

    This is a cell phone!

    I threw it on the ground!

    What, you think I'm stupid?

    I'm not a part of your system

    My dad's not a phone!

    DUH!

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    Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party

    Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?

    Happy birthday to the ground!

    I threw the rest of the cake, too!

    Welcome to the real word, jack*ss!

    So many things to throw on the ground

    Like this, and this, and that, and even this

    I'm an ADULT!

    Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph

    GROUND!

    Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!

    Then the two phonies got up

    Turned out the had a taser

    And they tased me in the butthole

    Fell to the ground

    The phonies didn't let up

    Tasin' on my butthole over and over

    I was screamin' and squirmin'

    My butthole was on fire

    The moral of the story is

    You can't trust the system

    Man!

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