Is it normal to think you could easily dispose of a body in the trash?

Before the FBI agents that monitor this site raid my house, I don't want to do this, I'm not a serial killer.

But, I was thinking the other day if you chopped the body up into small pieces and duct tapped it then rapped it in plastic and put it in a regular trash liner know one would ever find it. It's not like they have people checking all the trash.

Your thoughts?

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  • OtherSide

    Murphy's law: The one bin you put the body in is the one bin that gets raided by a bum the very next day. Forensics will get you.

    I suggest pigs. Ten pigs can completely consume a corpse, bones and all, in an hour.

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  • Hugh*Janus

    But they do check the trash. You don't know this?

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    • handsignals

      what! are you telling me they open every bag of trash to see whats inside???

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      • Hugh*Janus

        Yeah they sort it for recyclables and hazardous material.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    Pour liquid nitrogen on it then smash it into a million little pieces then flush the little pieces down the toilet.

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  • Sog

    There is no "perfect crime".

    No matter how well you plan things out, there will people in places that you didn't expect them, you will drop and lose things, you will forget things, you will leave behind evidence that you never even thought to conceal.

    In your example, where do you chop up the body? When do you do it without someone seeing you? How do you not leave blood behind? What do you do with the tools? Where do you even get the tools without leaving record of the purchase?

    This stuff is going to take hours and hours to pull off. What's your alibi for when you're taking the time to do this? Taking a nap at home? What if someone sees you driving all around town dropping things off in different trash bins?

    People get away with murder not because they planned things well, but because they got extremely lucky. Maybe there was a rainstorm that washed away a key piece of evidence, or maybe the lead investigator was sick and did a poor job.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Wouldn't the smell arouse some suspicion?

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    • handsignals

      I could shrink wrap the parts then duct tape them, you wouldn't smell a thing.

      Also would probably be best to murder the victim on trash night.

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      • SkullsNRoses

        Poor, poor bin men.

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  • Oh yes, they've found them in such conditions before.

    And secondly, that wouldn't be your problem. The issue would be any blood, hair and skin fibres you leave everywhere while doing this.

    Dissection will multiply the factors that you need to contain and control. If there is no physical evidence on or in the body that can be linked directly to you, your best bet is to transport it whole to an obscure/secluded area and bury it. That way if they do find the body there will be nothing to point them to you.

    You want to limit the trace evidence that surrounds you and your home or workplace. You only use dissection if you want to prevent identification (like a mobster may need to) but If you don't know the victim, then limit the links as opposed to making a mess!

    I's someone you do know, you're likely going down for it sooner or later. If it's a stranger, then do as I say.

    If you wish to ignore my sound advice, then wait a few days before cutting. The blood will congeal and it will be far less messy, but still it's not a good idea.

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    • Hugh*Janus

      You're an idiot. Unless you're trying to get someone in trouble. If so, then carry on.

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      • Oh no! Hugh*Janus is back to lose another argument!

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        • Hugh*Janus

          You don't put Hugh*Janus and lose in the same sentence.

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          • Yeah but you did and do lose Hugh*Janus, and why you hate gingers? They're still people you know.

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            • Hugh*Janus

              I never lose unless I meant to, thereby I win as "losing" was my intention all along.

              What the fuck is a ginger? I like Chinese food so ????

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          • hitchman

            LOL wtf did gingers ever do you to I swear this the funniest post I've seen in ages it reminds me of a article I red online its about a ginger family living in England not sure where abouts I forget anyways the mom and dad are ginger they've got like 4 kids all of them are ginger the entire family are being bullied by a large group of people in their community their house was trashed spray painted with hateful remarks about red heads the kids can't even go to their local supermarket or they'll be beaten and get their stuff taken away I could not believe the level of discrimination all because their hair is red seriously ! And the fucked up thing is the ginger family had to move about three times for the same damn thing I was totally shocked by the article the kids are gorgeous by the way so is the mum maybe a ginger person hurt you in some way and now you hate them all? If that's the case its wrong you can't penalize a group for one bad ginger I'm just guessing wish I knew why you hated them cos personally I love red hair its beautiful

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  • Shnaz

    Find a homeless person and try it. Then get back with us and let us know how it's going.

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  • iheartu2013

    Um...............I'm bipolar, and I don't think this kind of thing has ever crossed my mind. Sure " I'm gonna kill that B****!" But, doesn't this thought process kind of sicken you? I am sad when I see a dead cat on the side of the rode. Your thoughts kind of disturb me. You may want to think about seeing a counselor, you seem to have some inner demons. Good luck, and you have my prayers.

    God bless you and your!

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    • handsignals

      Fuck off! I never said I wanted to kill someone I'm just saying I think it would be easy for a murderer to dispose of a body in the trash.

      Congratulations you have just joined the 'put words into my mouth club' asshole.

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  • Erik963

    Just put some cement or concrete bricks into the sack and throw it into the nearest river or lake. Nobody will find it and if they will the body will be long discomposed.

    I did this couple of time so I know.

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    • handsignals

      The FBI will be arriving in approximately 2 minutes, please be lying face down with your hands behind your head.

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      • Erik963

        Thanks to your warning I managed to escape before they raided my house. now I am at internet caffee typing this message.

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  • Zooster

    Id cut it into tiny pieces and drive round to anywhere that has dogs or pigs and feed them it , the bones can always be ground down or bleached and put on display people dont look in the most obvious places or dermestid beetles strip things pretty fast

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  • acurasrock

    This is very disturbing. The most effective way to dispose of a body is to have a funeral and bury it. Creamation would be the best way to hide any and all evidence.

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  • That is not an efficient way to dispose the bodies. You are supposed to disintegrate them in acid but rent a hotel in someone else's name and don't get blood anywhere because they can still find it. NEVER bring the body in your house and make sure you wear the wrong size shoes so they think the shoe prints at the scene of the crime don't match yours.

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  • hoppy

    Murderers have been caught by disposing of their victims this way. Of course, we don't know how many got away with it, only how many got caught.

    The strange thing is, the victim is nearly always a wife who has been murdered by her husband. There must be some kind of reasoning for that.

    But why wouldn't you drive to the woods or the sea, instead of putting the victim's body into your own trash can on your own property? It doesn't leave a lot of room for interpretation.

    At the very least, put it in somebody else's trash can. Give the police something to think about. Maybe also put a note in the victim's pocket that says "Corey Schmuckenberg, 3:30pm, Ramada Hotel. Bring pliers".

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    • handsignals

      I like the last bit about the note in the pocket.

      But, drive it out to the woods, and what have a traffic accident or get pulled over because my tail lights out, dude WTF.

      Put it in someone else's trash can! Yeah and if they see me their going to go check what I put in there.

      No, no one is going to be suspicious about a dude putting his own trash in his own trash can. It's the way to go, not that I would ever do that, I'm just saying.

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      • hoppy

        Well, what are the odds of you having a car accident? It surely doesn't happen every time you drive. Even if it did and even if the police were called, are they really going to say, "Had a car accident, huh? That means you must have murdered someone and even now have the body in your car! Let's check your trunk".

        As for putting it in your own trash, you'd probably get away with it if you had no link to the victim. It'd take longer for the police to forge a link than it would be the trash to be collected. You have to think about where the trash ends up, though. It doesn't just disappear after it gets collected.

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