That was brilliant :D I went to a show a few years ago where she was "teaching" us how to write love songs, using the "Shakira" method of translating a song into Spanish then back into English using Google. I found the results a few months back and laughed so hard I cried.
Not sure what the orignal was, but I remember the end version had the chorus of "We are oh so gay and it makes the love! In a sleigh! In a sleigh! Whinny whinny vote against! Oh the lover has a vote of two!"
Haha, that's hilarious! I love putting in lyrics and getting them translated and all muddled up. Hehe, "the lover has a vote of two".:D
"In a sleigh! In a sleigh!" It's Christmas in like a month as well, we could so make this song the next big hit:P. We've already got genius lyrics, we just need some Reindeer for this sleigh and a catchy beat and we're sorted!:D
Let me to kiss on its soft lips and humidity
Almost similar lips to the skin
Let me to feed on hair, dear long Candy
And camel's breath to win
Their chests, one a little smaller than the other,
Are as unequal pears bring to me in their feet
Let me to splash in its pool
As a hairy boy splashes in one with his foot - oh!
We are so gay and it makes the love
and it escapes far and by the bay, and roller in the hay
In a sleigh, in a sleigh, Whinny! Vote against!
WHinnies the one of their legs of horse
Prancing in front of two
Of the lover has taste of two
Like two lovers in high ecstacy
I love you even more than you could love
To me behind always possibly scratches my later part
AND I to you also you will do, also.
Let me to kiss and count the ways...
No. You must count For him is incorrect
So that she does first
So before do you it first she does before it
CHORUS x2
It's even more beautifully fucked up than I remembered :')
Hahahahahahaha! Oh my God:D. I am sooooooo glad you found this! I can't stop laughing. This bit in particular:
"I love you even more than you could love
To me behind always possibly scratches my later part
AND I to you also you will do, also."
:D
Ahh, that made me laugh like how a hairy boy splashes in one with his foot - oh! Let me to feed on hair, dear long Candy! Haha, this is making me laugh so much that my camel breath is not winning!D: Whinny!
Bloody hell, this is one of the funniest things I've seen on the site. Thank you for sharing this:D:D:D!
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That was brilliant :D I went to a show a few years ago where she was "teaching" us how to write love songs, using the "Shakira" method of translating a song into Spanish then back into English using Google. I found the results a few months back and laughed so hard I cried.
Not sure what the orignal was, but I remember the end version had the chorus of "We are oh so gay and it makes the love! In a sleigh! In a sleigh! Whinny whinny vote against! Oh the lover has a vote of two!"
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Haha, that's hilarious! I love putting in lyrics and getting them translated and all muddled up. Hehe, "the lover has a vote of two".:D
"In a sleigh! In a sleigh!" It's Christmas in like a month as well, we could so make this song the next big hit:P. We've already got genius lyrics, we just need some Reindeer for this sleigh and a catchy beat and we're sorted!:D
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I found the full lyrics!
THE WHINNY SONG
Let me to kiss on its soft lips and humidity
Almost similar lips to the skin
Let me to feed on hair, dear long Candy
And camel's breath to win
Their chests, one a little smaller than the other,
Are as unequal pears bring to me in their feet
Let me to splash in its pool
As a hairy boy splashes in one with his foot - oh!
We are so gay and it makes the love
and it escapes far and by the bay, and roller in the hay
In a sleigh, in a sleigh, Whinny! Vote against!
WHinnies the one of their legs of horse
Prancing in front of two
Of the lover has taste of two
Like two lovers in high ecstacy
I love you even more than you could love
To me behind always possibly scratches my later part
AND I to you also you will do, also.
Let me to kiss and count the ways...
No. You must count For him is incorrect
So that she does first
So before do you it first she does before it
CHORUS x2
It's even more beautifully fucked up than I remembered :')
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Hahahahahahaha! Oh my God:D. I am sooooooo glad you found this! I can't stop laughing. This bit in particular:
"I love you even more than you could love
To me behind always possibly scratches my later part
AND I to you also you will do, also."
:D
Ahh, that made me laugh like how a hairy boy splashes in one with his foot - oh! Let me to feed on hair, dear long Candy! Haha, this is making me laugh so much that my camel breath is not winning!D: Whinny!
Bloody hell, this is one of the funniest things I've seen on the site. Thank you for sharing this:D:D:D!
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Hehehe it's spectacularly...I don't even have words for what it is :/ Hahaha.
Geraldine Quinn is a genius, though :D I just wish she'd release a recording of it. There were even dance moves!
How about "beat, bam, beat beat, bam".