Is it normal to think things would be better if you were a girl?

I'm straight but I think I would do better as a girl. Again I'm not gay. I just think that the female body is beautiful. Way more so than any man. men are gross. Hairy, smelly, rude, vulgar, just completely and utterly vile. I'm not saying this about all men, I mean there are some hansom men out there, but most men grow up to be stinky and hairy. Women on the other hand, are beautiful. If I was a woman, I would most likely for some reason like men. I don't know why? But alas, I am a man and I like the chicks. I still think I would do better as a woman. I'm clean, I have good hygiene, I connect better with girls. I might be more successful. Things might be easier, in a way, more simple. People would probably open doors and sh*t for me. Just things like that. Yea, I think god should turn me into a girl right now. Is this normal?

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Based on 64 votes (39 yes)
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  • Ken2234

    I like my penis, I think I'll keep it

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  • elle-is-odd

    awwh, you are my idol :)
    I am a girl, and trust me, girl arn't perfect either. I often think that it would be a lot easier for me if I was a guy -_- guys do have it a lot easier. T^T

    I think this is totally normal. The human body is quite an interesting thing, but both men and women have their flaws. Most gorgeous women you see mostly have to work for their looks, which makes everything look so easy, but it's not as great as you might think. but again, being a women does have it's upside. As does being a man.

    There is a lot of pressure on women for how they should look, so don't forget that.

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  • watashikara

    There are so many times during the year where I am like, "Thank God I am a guy".

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  • narutothesouleater

    I'm in the same boat as you, i would like to be a girl honestly, but i would still go out with girls and guys, i'm bi so yeaaaah.

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  • Flirty108

    i thank you for the complement. i have never heard a male say that before. and your funny too and some what adorable. but you gotta think about what chicks go through. do you really wanna hear it? and you should be happy to be a guy cuz from wat you wrote, i know they say dont judge a chick by its lover or something like that,but you sir have an amazing view of women. idk if this is just one bright side of you , but most ppl thik girls arent so beautiful, they think the worst. your story is actually a complement to me and all the other girls who look for a man that has views like you. so thank you!

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  • DhGlory

    Penis ftw! But in reality how many often do people pee outside?

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  • you dont want to be a girl trust me they get periods pregnancy hot flashes and they are just hormonal

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  • mercuryhime

    There are many different issues girls face that guys don't. And there are issues guys face that girls don't.

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  • Girls have way way way too much and unneeded drama that they have to constantly deal with, and especially in teenage years, girls are cruel and backstabbing each other. Plus girls are always being pressured into looking the "right" way, whether that's tan, skinny, blonde, or whatever. Be glad you're a guy who doesn't have torturous monthly cramps.

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  • Girls can't walk at night alone. We also have periods, PMS, and have to give birth. It's not what it I cracked up to be. Men don't have to groom as much either unless they choose to. We have to do our hair and makeup and choose our outfits. It sucks because men pick out jeans and some nice shirt before they go out. It's not so easy for us.

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  • elasticband

    I'm a girl and I don't give a damn about shoes.

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    • Flirty108

      @elasticband lol what?

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  • Kameshee

    That's totally normal. I used to think I'd be better as a guy. Untill i realised, how much more girls have availible in shops, magazines and industry.

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    • But that is just it, I'm a guy and I don't really need seven isles of shoes when I can make due with a small area. Being a guy is so much more basic and as a whole or is it just me, we don't need all of the extra stuff.

      Sure, we want the few things we have to be better than others, stuff like television, cars, home, girlfriend. However, I couldn't give two shits if my shoes are that perfect shade of black or if they are white, shoes are shoes.

      I still think it is far easier to be a guy. My fiance is a perfect girl "inside" but nobody gave a care about her until I came because she is heavy. Even women badmouthed her and she isn't ugly, just fat.

      A fat guy can still be in a good marrage so go figure. I just don't know why women give two shits about their dress size and shoe colors when they date a cow shaped man? If you are walking down the street with your obsese boyfriend, do you honestly think guys will stare at your purse color when you walk by?

      If you are happy with an overweight person, as I am, thats great and I am happy for you, but please don't give a shit about the littler things that are rather retarded to care about in the first place.

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  • Magicer

    I think you need to shower alittle more xD

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  • Sheep

    sometimes i feel like that but lets face it bleeding for 7 days every month must suck :/
    and also have you thought about the "ugly" girls? would you like to be fat, ugly, short or too skinny? there are downsides...
    also you cant pee outdoors if your as girl as easily as you can when you male ^^

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    • face_grinder11

      Good point.

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  • Alaxett

    That would be nice, but I can't imagine being trapped by attract to jerk, complain about why I can't find a good man and upset when no one listen to me. Also, first thing on woman's mind is that they don't to be appear to be easy so they can be take advantage of by men and got pregnant by a wrong man who can't support himself and his family.

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