Is it normal to think that scissors can cause tragedies through distance?

It’s called the butterfly effect. It’s a stupid idea that the universe gives a shit about what you do. It doesn’t.

I just got up off the floor laughing myself silly. The answers were that funny!

this is completely normal

Pinking shears with orange handles are particularly hazardous to endangered species in South America.

What you talkin bout?

Yes, you should have an equal number of safety scissors on hand to counteract the powers of disaster scissors.