I'm gonna eat you!That's right!
I'm gonna bite your arms off!
And you won't feel a thing until you wake up!
I'm coming to get you,you little shit!I'm gonna eat that little juicy meaty fatty limbs of yours,raw!You and your stupid teddy bear!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Watch out!There is the boogey man behind your you!He is my collegue.Sometimes we fight for leftovers.STOP LAUGHING!This is serious!
I mean it!
It's not that easy to scare children nowadays.
Xpecially if I'm the one educating them.
Wait wait,I have an idea for you:
Hang a bell to your limbs.No wait.I have even a better idea!A video surveilance system.Put a scaregoblin onto your bed and film the whole scene.Wait.A trap.Set a trap designed to catch goblins beside your bed so you catch the sneaky limbs eating monster and domesticate it. Then breed it so we all get a funny pet goblin.
I'm growing tired of houselves.They are always asking me for clothes since that hideous mudblood started her crusade to set the elves free.Oh my Voldermort this is so funny.
Riddikulus! Blimey.
is it normal to think that a goblin is about to eat me
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I'm gonna eat you!That's right!
I'm gonna bite your arms off!
And you won't feel a thing until you wake up!
I'm coming to get you,you little shit!I'm gonna eat that little juicy meaty fatty limbs of yours,raw!You and your stupid teddy bear!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Watch out!There is the boogey man behind your you!He is my collegue.Sometimes we fight for leftovers.STOP LAUGHING!This is serious!
I mean it!
It's not that easy to scare children nowadays.
Xpecially if I'm the one educating them.
Wait wait,I have an idea for you:
Hang a bell to your limbs.No wait.I have even a better idea!A video surveilance system.Put a scaregoblin onto your bed and film the whole scene.Wait.A trap.Set a trap designed to catch goblins beside your bed so you catch the sneaky limbs eating monster and domesticate it. Then breed it so we all get a funny pet goblin.
I'm growing tired of houselves.They are always asking me for clothes since that hideous mudblood started her crusade to set the elves free.Oh my Voldermort this is so funny.
Riddikulus! Blimey.