The Nine Satanic Statements
1.Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence
2.Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams
3.Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit
4.Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates
5.Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek
6.Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires
7.Satan represents man as just another animal (sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours), who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all.
8.Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification
9.Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years[16]
[edit] The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
1.Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2.Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3.When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there.
4.If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
5.Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6.Do not take that which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
7.Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8.Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9.Do not harm young children.
10.Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11.When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.
Religion is odd and silly, not bad or good unless it's cool, hardcore and violent. Christianity is a anti-perfect example of being like cool people just to make things of high intensity. It's the best example, Christianity is anti-perfect, well I have news for you bub, there's a perfectness without Jesus!
That's cute! You really are a girl. Blood is sooooo absorbing, but if you are a Satanist you are tampering with forces you can't understand, and by being religious it's a force you can't reckon with.
Is it normal to think Satanism is silly?
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The Nine Satanic Statements
1.Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence
2.Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams
3.Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit
4.Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates
5.Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek
6.Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires
7.Satan represents man as just another animal (sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours), who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all.
8.Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification
9.Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years[16]
[edit] The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
1.Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2.Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3.When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there.
4.If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
5.Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6.Do not take that which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
7.Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8.Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9.Do not harm young children.
10.Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11.When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.
Not really, they're actually pretty smart.
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And again, I admire you.
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I seem to be a Satanist, I am getting out of here, this religion is really bad!
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Every religion is bad my friend.
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Religion is odd and silly, not bad or good unless it's cool, hardcore and violent. Christianity is a anti-perfect example of being like cool people just to make things of high intensity. It's the best example, Christianity is anti-perfect, well I have news for you bub, there's a perfectness without Jesus!
Endless love, I'm in heaven!
That's evil. I know it exists.
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That's cute! You really are a girl. Blood is sooooo absorbing, but if you are a Satanist you are tampering with forces you can't understand, and by being religious it's a force you can't reckon with.
What's evil?
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The idea that nothing matters.
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"The idea that nothing matters."
Are you just as retarded as the OP?
Wtf has that got to do with anything in this post?
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I can tell you wouldn't understand.
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No i think it's more a case of you just talking shit and then being unable to explain said shit.
What is OP?
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Hahahahhahaha....
#5 I want to know what the mating signal is
Number 4 on the second list is my favorite. :P Might need to start employing that, kids be disrespecting my house rules too much.
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Their rules are actually quite mature and fair though don't you think?
This is hillarious though:
11.When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.
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Very much so. I've always admired the idea of satanism, it's funny how few people know what it's really about.
Heh, fantastic wording.
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"few people know what it's really about"
True, most people assume it's about killing animals and drinking blood.