I'm okay once I've had a shower. When I first wake up and I've got pillow marks indented into my face, sleepstuff in my eyes, mattress marks down my back, a bit of my hair stuck up, and a vacant "Why can't it be Saturday?" look, I don't think it's that great. Appealing it may be (like a puppy that's had a fight with a puddle of mud and lost), but sexy it is not.
Also, I'm still terrible at putting my contact lenses in so there are a couple of minutes directly after the shower where my eyes are burning and streaming tears and I have them firmly shut, walking around like a zombie, banging into things and chanting, "You bleeder. You bleeder. You mother-effin bleeder" at whichever of my eyes hurt most. If the miracle happens and they both go in with no noticeable discomfort then something else bad happens like I stand on an upturned plug or something. Oh, and I nearly always shave blind (in the shower) and that doesn't always go to plan. Either I'm left with eyebrows on my cheeks or a torrent of blood everywhere else.
Actually, I'm just a disaster. So, yep, maybe it's just you who likes the way they look.
Is it normal to think of yourself as attractive?
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I'm okay once I've had a shower. When I first wake up and I've got pillow marks indented into my face, sleepstuff in my eyes, mattress marks down my back, a bit of my hair stuck up, and a vacant "Why can't it be Saturday?" look, I don't think it's that great. Appealing it may be (like a puppy that's had a fight with a puddle of mud and lost), but sexy it is not.
Also, I'm still terrible at putting my contact lenses in so there are a couple of minutes directly after the shower where my eyes are burning and streaming tears and I have them firmly shut, walking around like a zombie, banging into things and chanting, "You bleeder. You bleeder. You mother-effin bleeder" at whichever of my eyes hurt most. If the miracle happens and they both go in with no noticeable discomfort then something else bad happens like I stand on an upturned plug or something. Oh, and I nearly always shave blind (in the shower) and that doesn't always go to plan. Either I'm left with eyebrows on my cheeks or a torrent of blood everywhere else.
Actually, I'm just a disaster. So, yep, maybe it's just you who likes the way they look.