You could freeze your ejaculate in liquid nitrogen and then the sperm will be good for almost ever.
When you get sick of doing that, you can sell the frozen sperm on eBay.
There's just no end of things you can do.
- Freezing your seed for a few years and then combining to make an ice sculpture, of a sperm cell!
- Taking a whole lifetime's worth of frozen sperm cells and, upon being diagnosed with terminal cancer, lob them all into the unchlorinated backyard pool of some nubile 16 year old virgin girl called Mary - just before she takes her morning swim (mid-cycle if you can work that out). Write to the local paper that God came to you in a dream and told you his son will be reborn in 9 months to a local girl called Mary...
IIN to think of semen as little humans and it makes you sad to wank?
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You could freeze your ejaculate in liquid nitrogen and then the sperm will be good for almost ever.
When you get sick of doing that, you can sell the frozen sperm on eBay.
There's just no end of things you can do.
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"There's just no end of things you can do."
- Freezing your seed for a few years and then combining to make an ice sculpture, of a sperm cell!
- Taking a whole lifetime's worth of frozen sperm cells and, upon being diagnosed with terminal cancer, lob them all into the unchlorinated backyard pool of some nubile 16 year old virgin girl called Mary - just before she takes her morning swim (mid-cycle if you can work that out). Write to the local paper that God came to you in a dream and told you his son will be reborn in 9 months to a local girl called Mary...
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You may as well splice in the bio-luminescence gene from a firefly, and then the pool would light up at night, just for effect.
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Ooo, and when the baby was born, it's eyes would glow in the dark too! Brilliant I say!
"Igor, clean up the lab, we have a new project."
That has pretty much zero chance of working but man if it did... Most epic prank ever.
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True - but I did up the chances (slightly) by making the girl mid-cycle and the pool non-chlorinated. LOL