IIN to think I will be a virgin my whole life?

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  • So so sad. Try the heckleBucker progressive action plan

    1. Get a massage.
    2. Have a whore rub your nuts thru your pants.
    3. Get a hand job at a truck stop.
    4. Get a blow job at a truck stop.
    5. Get several more blow jobs at truck stops.
    6. The big kahuna -> Fly into Las Vegas, go to a whore house in
    Pahrump, NV. Squirt it inside a whore.
    7. Be happy. You are now Tarzan the magnificent.

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