So so sad. Try the heckleBucker progressive action plan
1. Get a massage.
2. Have a whore rub your nuts thru your pants.
3. Get a hand job at a truck stop.
4. Get a blow job at a truck stop.
5. Get several more blow jobs at truck stops.
6. The big kahuna -> Fly into Las Vegas, go to a whore house in
Pahrump, NV. Squirt it inside a whore.
7. Be happy. You are now Tarzan the magnificent.
IIN to think I will be a virgin my whole life?
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Even if a woman was getting paid to have sex with me, I would still end up feeling sorry for her.
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You belong to an online community by the name of "sluthate" it's a website Elliot Rogers frequented before he committed mass murders.
OP, you'll never get laid you need to go ER.
So so sad. Try the heckleBucker progressive action plan
1. Get a massage.
2. Have a whore rub your nuts thru your pants.
3. Get a hand job at a truck stop.
4. Get a blow job at a truck stop.
5. Get several more blow jobs at truck stops.
6. The big kahuna -> Fly into Las Vegas, go to a whore house in
Pahrump, NV. Squirt it inside a whore.
7. Be happy. You are now Tarzan the magnificent.
With that attitude you'll never get pussy, honestly this is an incontrovertible fact 99.5% if the time.
What are we going to change in order to get pussy? Our mindset buddy. You are your own worst enemy and don't forget that.
I wasn't aware that was part of the problem. I thought we were just ruminating on how to help you shed your virginity.