i'm a local celebrity. i'm Miss Minnow Festival because my dad is the only person in town with a convertible. parades need a convertible and an average looking girl with lots of make-up and a plastic tiara to ride through town and throw candy at fat kids. my dress cost more than your life. bitches.
Is it normal to think celebrities are on this site
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i'm a local celebrity. i'm Miss Minnow Festival because my dad is the only person in town with a convertible. parades need a convertible and an average looking girl with lots of make-up and a plastic tiara to ride through town and throw candy at fat kids. my dress cost more than your life. bitches.