Is it normal to talk to yourself while masturbating?

Conversation between you and your penis

Penis: Please don't strangle me!
You: Heh Heh, were gonna have some fun
Penis: noooooo!!!
Penis: You made me Throw up my lunch, y-you Bastard......ahh (penis passes out)
You: well time to go eat some cereal

*blows frustrated yellow load**

Normal.

No, I normally talk to the old lady that is sitting on the park bench next to me

It's only normal if you're yelling at your penis in frustration for going soft after only 40 minutes of intense masturbation in my bathroom last night while I was still drenched in lube.

If you are just moaning or saying things like;"Oh yeah!", "This feels so good", etc, then you aren't really talking to yourself. You are just exclaiming your feelings aloud. However, if you are having full on conversation with your genitals then that is an entirely different matter.

This is most irregular behaviour. To anyone who engages in such a practice I would recommend immediate intense psychiatric therapy. Or possibly incarceration.

I call my cock "Sparky" come on Sparky you can do it..shoot a big load for Daddy!!!