Is it normal to talk to your lovers reproductive organs?

Do they answer and if so, what do they say ?

I am doing great today thank you! A hand recently finished vigorosly stroking me for half an hour and then I puked. It felt good though.

I guess it's not normal. It's also not *not* normal. Just strange.

Be sure the penisphone (Big Mike) is firmly inserted into its recepticle or the audience won't hear your moans in the back of the auditorium.

This is not something in which I would care to participate.

Sounds ok.

It seems kinda juvenile to me and it's not something I'd ever do, but if it works for you two and it helps create the sort of atmosphere you prefer, why not?

Lol