Can't emphasize this comment enough. Why not just buy a dildo or get your wife a strap on so she can peg you? There are safe non sex toy items you can pleasure yourself with, but food just seems kinda dangerous to me. It could break, splinter, get stuck... basically people just be careful with what you put in your butt, it is extremely thin and sensitive skin and can swallow things if your grip on it gets too slippery.
is it normal to stick carrots up my ass while masterbating?
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Can't emphasize this comment enough. Why not just buy a dildo or get your wife a strap on so she can peg you? There are safe non sex toy items you can pleasure yourself with, but food just seems kinda dangerous to me. It could break, splinter, get stuck... basically people just be careful with what you put in your butt, it is extremely thin and sensitive skin and can swallow things if your grip on it gets too slippery.