Is it normal to stare at lamps?

i love lamps. i stare at them all the time. people look at me like im nuts. when im alone i start to lick them help me.

Is It Normal?
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  • Lamps taste gross. What's WAY better is to turn them on, take the bulb out - and then lick the inside of the lamp. If you want go all out, put a long piece of steel wire in the dirt, run it into your house and stand on it WHILE you lick the lamp. Make sure you don't wear shoes...that would take away from the experience.

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  • Have you tried looking at & licking "lumps".

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  • hehehe... I bet you 'turn them on' all the time... *badum--tshh*

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  • Does that sexy light just turn you on?

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  • Thats lovly

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  • Ok.

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  • What do you get from licking them?

    You went from just staring at them in appreciation, to licking them. Not a very good description. Explain yourself properly.

    Right now, I notice lamps a lot because I have to eventually buy a bunch of them in the next month or two.

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