i tried sleeping in underwear but it just gave me a bent dick and woke me up during the best part of the sex dream so i said fuck it, no more underwear. so i start each day with a perfectly straight boner . it makes the walk to the bathroom seem like im holding a fishing pole. well thats because i'm still half asleep. I'm not really holding a fishing pole . thing is i cant piss hard without it spraying on the walls and mirror and i can't sit on the throne because its pointing out over the rim. if I try to
in push it down toward the water i get a kink in the hose , so i piss down the shower drain the hot water relaxes my hardness and i can finally let it rip.
IIN to sleep naked
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i tried sleeping in underwear but it just gave me a bent dick and woke me up during the best part of the sex dream so i said fuck it, no more underwear. so i start each day with a perfectly straight boner . it makes the walk to the bathroom seem like im holding a fishing pole. well thats because i'm still half asleep. I'm not really holding a fishing pole . thing is i cant piss hard without it spraying on the walls and mirror and i can't sit on the throne because its pointing out over the rim. if I try to
in push it down toward the water i get a kink in the hose , so i piss down the shower drain the hot water relaxes my hardness and i can finally let it rip.