IIN to skip wiping your ass if you're going to shower anyway?

i skip very often because i shit one time a day , i like to shower after every single shit because im retired I rub a bar of soap on my asshole because i buy these huge bars and it really feels nice , then i wash all that soap off with my hand and running water then i shampoo my hair . i then stay nude and sit on furniture nude with a spotless odorless ass. Eat paleo and wiping is a waste anyway , nothing is on the paper you just make a single hard turd .