Is it normal to shove incredibly large objects up my anus?

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Is it normal to do this? Sometimes when I'm alone at home, i'll grabe a rake or something and slowly put it up my rectum (Not the handle). I don't know why but I find it pleasurable. I started off with sharpies and then it got bigger. I've done some damage too, is this normal?

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    rake? not the handle! you mean the metal rake part! wow impressive

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    • [Old Memory]
      12 years ago | pl

      Why doesn't he just drive his car up there?

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      • shuggy-chan
        12 years ago | pl

        how would he drive his own car up his own ass. hahahahaha xD i think he'd need a friend to help

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        • [Old Memory]
          12 years ago | pl

          He could have it towed there.

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          • [Old Memory]
            12 years ago | pl

            carolann and shuggy you 2 are incorrigible. you're just giving him ideas when you know he is "damaged" in that area. He likes garden implements you know that. So get your minds out of the gutter and stick to the garden shed:)
            to OP have you tried a hoe? lots swear by them

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            • shuggy-chan
              12 years ago | pl

              I had a "hoe" once, it felt... dirty, not the good kind either. xD hahaha

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  • Adownupadownup
    12 years ago | pl

    WTF? The metal part? What is this, I don't even...

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  • dappled
    12 years ago | pl

    When you say rake, do you mean a garden implement or a man who is a serial seducer of women?

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  • SweetSherry
    12 years ago | pl

    Shove a wine bottle up your shitter that should get you quite good fruitcake

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  • I_steal_free_bread
    12 years ago | pl

    Why don't you shove your head up your ass?

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  • saravanastorm
    12 years ago | pl

    LMAO !! this is just way too hilarious .. a *ho* .. the rake but not the handle .. common dude ... LMAO !!!

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  • Geneva5
    12 years ago | pl

    Totally normal - have you tried multiple bowling balls ? I find that works for me.

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  • randomjelly
    12 years ago | pl

    Eddie Murphy...put a pizza in your butt.
    That's the song I hear when reading this.

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  • georgienne
    12 years ago | pl

    If your body's injured by something it must be good for you and repeated. Yeah?

    Think about it.

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