You people and your hyperbole! By "sent", you mean posted in the public domain, by "tons" you mean one, by "no response" you mean many replies to your good self, and by incredible you mean... actually, I'll give you incredible, both because I'm going to be uncharacteristically nice to you and also because it's true.
I'm actually going to be nice squared because it's 5am, I'm dazed, and (gird your loins) you are such a very bad, bad girl. Naughty carolann!
is it normal to send nude picture of yourself?
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You people and your hyperbole! By "sent", you mean posted in the public domain, by "tons" you mean one, by "no response" you mean many replies to your good self, and by incredible you mean... actually, I'll give you incredible, both because I'm going to be uncharacteristically nice to you and also because it's true.
I'm actually going to be nice squared because it's 5am, I'm dazed, and (gird your loins) you are such a very bad, bad girl. Naughty carolann!
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I DID send you a ton of pictures! I mailed them because they were so big the email server wouldn't take them. I sent them to:
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Her Majesty The Queen
Buckingham Palace
London SW1A 1AA
To be honest I did get a response. It said:
"Please send more, your pictures are keeping me alive, Philip."
Is this not your address? Aren't you Philip?
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And you didn't send more? Despite him saying it would keep him alive? You want to kill our prince consort? This means the tower for you.
Perhaps I can intervene on your behalf. If you send me the pictures, I'll make sure he gets them. Eventually.
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The Tower? Oh, what an empty threat!
I believe as part of your austerity measures my family now owns it. I'm having the area inside the Traitors' Gate made into a nightclub.
I'm traveling to Greece next week to buy the Acropolis for 200 Euros.